t movies i've ever seen list. it might make it into the top 5. oh god this was awful. i really had to force myself to not turn it off. i kept saying to myself "it's going to get better, it's going to get better." nope in fact it got worse. and it continued to get worse. even as i'm writing this im wondering how so many good people got blackmailed into doing this. how!? paul rudd, rob corddry, liev schreiber, famke janssen and jessica alba? what did you all do?! did you all commit murders and the only witness said he wouldn't tell if you agreed to be in this movie? was that it? were you drugged? and held at gunpoint until you signed on the dotted line? were your mothers, sisters and daughters locked away on a barge to china until you finished filming? WHY?!
the ten was in no way, shape or form funny (with the minor exception of the 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbors possessions' skit, that was slightly better than the rest) watching your grandmother fall down a flight of stairs is hilarious compared to this shit-fest. i think if you gave me the option of watching this movie again or having my wisdom teeth pulled again... well that was pretty painful... well given the two i'd have a hard time choosing.
i'm done. i've already wasted too much of my life on this film.
grade: d-
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