it's both fitting and ironic that lindsay lohans' career begins and ends with a "twin" movie. this movie was painful. it was like watching a dying animal waiting to be put out of its misery. except worse. there were so many plot holes and unbelievable situations that it wasn't even laughable. i don't even want to go into detail as to why it's so bad, because you wouldn't believe me. it is so outrageous, you have to see it for yourself. i could garner no artistic, aesthetic, intellectual, or other value from this film. it is a waste.i feel like this was lindsay's half-assed attempt at breaking into porn. a pornographic swan song, if you will. while it's not explicit, you get the feeling that she would've gladly taken her clothes off if that's what the director wanted. actually i bet she tried to flash some boob and some who-ha but the higher ups begged her to remain clothed. ikwkm was pretty much a platform for lindsay to show off her pole dancing "skillz" and her ability to ride a dick. this really was the final nail in lilo's career if you ask me. she has left the world of talented actresses and ascended into pitiful tabloid trash. how unfortunate.i know who killed me makes it onto my "top 10 worst movies i've ever seen" list. you're welcome.i know who killed me :: d-
ok im not going to spend a lot of time on this. let me start off by saying this makes it into my top 10 wors
t movies i've ever seen list. it might make it into the top 5. oh god this was awful. i really had to force myself to not turn it off. i kept saying to myself "it's going to get better, it's going to get better." nope in fact it got worse. and it continued to get worse. even as i'm writing this im wondering how so many good people got blackmailed into doing this. how!? paul rudd, rob corddry, liev schreiber, famke janssen and jessica alba? what did you all do?! did you all commit murders and the only witness said he wouldn't tell if you agreed to be in this movie? was that it? were you drugged? and held at gunpoint until you signed on the dotted line? were your mothers, sisters and daughters locked away on a barge to china until you finished filming? WHY?!the ten was in no way, shape or form funny (with the minor exception of the 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbors possessions' skit, that was slightly better than the rest) watching your grandmother fall down a flight of stairs is hilarious compared to this shit-fest. i think if you gave me the option of watching this movie again or having my wisdom teeth pulled again... well that was pretty painful... well given the two i'd have a hard time choosing. i'm done. i've already wasted too much of my life on this film.
grade: d-
it's both fitting and ironic that lindsay lohans' career begins and ends with a "twin" movie. this movie was painful. it was like watching a dying animal waiting to be put out of its misery. except worse. there were so many plot holes and unbelievable situations that it wasn't even laughable. i don't even want to go into detail as to why it's so bad, because you wouldn't believe me. it is so outrageous, you have to see it for yourself. i could garner no artistic, aesthetic, intellectual, or other value from this film. it is a waste.
