worst. blogger. ever.

i have a backlog of, like, 30+ movies that i want to review on here. some will be very short. but i'm going to try and get them all up asap. and then try and keep up with reviewing like i did when i started this thing. don't hold your breath, though.

ps: the backlog will begin with april 9th... knock yourselves out.

sorry no reviews... yet.

so until march 4th i am trapped in a huge cold deserted house, dogsitting. there is no internet (and when i say "no" i really mean dial-up, which is worse than not having any, imo) and the satellite tv only gets the local channels and vh1. which means that i cannot watch the season finale of project runway tonight which therefore makes me a danger to myself and others. so angry. sooooooooo angry. for all of you who do get to watch it tonight, take a commercial break to think about me, sitting cold and lonely in the middle of the woods drawing pictures of myself in various states of mental distress. but i will have goodies for you all when i return on the 4th...

upcoming reviews:

gray matters

hot fuzz

vantage point

across the universe

becoming jane

penelope

the ten